zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

dw:

how to pick up chicks

dw:

how to pick up chicks

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

krillex:

you-are-flawlessy-imperfect:

Or the girl studied and the boy didn’t…

no. it’s because the boy wished with a true heart. can’t you read

krillex:

you-are-flawlessy-imperfect:

Or the girl studied and the boy didn’t…

no. it’s because the boy wished with a true heart. can’t you read

frenums:

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

dysphorism:

paleslut:

paleslut:

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

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THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS